Whether you wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy, or you're more like our friend Kevin, one thing's for certain: Everybody's early A.M. routine is different. Some smash snooze, others are early to rise, while others hold a familiar pose, lying face-down-ass-up in the dark just waiting for what/whomever comes next. Regardless, how you go about your morning can actually reveal a lot about you. And today, it's going to teach us something very important...
Now, usually we're pretty militantly anti-Monday. It's without a doubt the worst day of the week, right?? But, lo and behold, today Andre came along to change our minds. Look at him strutting his studly way right into this week, chin up, shoulders back, and tits out, just like he was taught at finishing school. Yep, Andre is the inspo we so desperately needed to get through the day. Bless him.
What. A. Week. But we made it, y'all! And now Shane's just taking a moment to come up here, decompress, clear his mind, and zen out a bit before plunging into the weekend ahead. Don't you want to do the same? Yes, let's take to the rooftops and revel briefly in sweet reverie! And maybe, if you're lucky, you'll get a view as(s) nice as Shane's ;)
Oh no — it looks like Mariano's got something stuck in his right socket! Or he's just rubbing in the eye drops he just applied? That's odd though, seeing as Mariano's allergies usually don't kick in until late May 🤔 Wait a second... *checks watch* *checks calendar* Ohhhhhhh. Nice. Okay, yeah, this explains why everyone's been so chill and giggly around the office today. Here's hoping you're having a very, very happy day as well!
We're only halfway through the week and already Nyle feels like throwing in the towel (proverbial and otherwise). Now, usually, we'd try to cheer him up with chipper platitudes and empty encouragements — The day is still young! You've got so much going for you! The world is your oyster; shuck it to shreds! — but, tbqfh, this is one towel we think Nyle should actually just throw in. Right? Come right this way if you agree.
We just walked in on Bruce in a very compromising position: smack dab in the middle of his midday read. This is when he's at his most vulnerable — emotionally, intellectually, literarily. Though it appears he's also taking this time to...go through his junk mail? We're not entirely sure. And it doesn't really matter. Because we want to respect Bruce's privacy and let him continue with whatever important work he's doing. Sorry for the intrusion, Bruce! It won't happen again!!!!!
Babes, hey!! Long time no thirst, right? Oh, how we've missed you. (And, damn, it looks like Pierluigi missed you too.) But now the question of the hour: If absence makes the heart grow fonder, how does it affect the loins? Do they grow...lustier? Mustier? Significantly more moist? Now, we don't want to put words in your mouth (or in your netherbits) but, if we're being candid, we've been feeling pretty damn randy the past few days. So, yeah, it's good to be back in the ol' saucy saddle ogling hot dudes with you. Here's to a very horny week ahead! 🍻💦